Thursday, February 15, 2018 23) Donald Trump was put into power by aliens
24) Melania Trump has a doppelganger who follows the president around on official business
25) J.K. Rowling doesn't actually exist
26) Michelle Obama is a man, and s/he murdered Joan Rivers
27) The Israeli government has a pack of evil, GPS-equipped sharks that they use against their enemies
28) Robert Kardashian and Ted Cruz are the same person
29) Barack Obama thanked Satan in His Acceptance Speech
30) CIA teleported Barack Obama to Mars
31) Barack Obama Brought Ebola to the US to Purge the Population
32) Miley Cyrus And Beyonce Recruiting Teenagers For Satan
33) Nicolas Cage has been alive since the Civil War
34) Pitbull rapper Predicted The Disappearance Of MH370
35) Eminem died a while ago and has been replaced by a double
36) Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z
37) Avril Lavigne is dead and was replaced by a lookalike
38) Lady Gaga killed Lou Reed
39) Moon Landings is fake
40) Drink Is Made By Satan
41) Doritos Are In the Shape of a Triangle Because It's MLG and Illuminati Aliens installed chips in humans to control them is Featured In MLG Montages So Doritos=Illuminati Confirmed
42) Aliens installed chips in humans to control them